I remember that after my father turned 50 he stopped watching Miss America with us. He said he's old and is now only attracted to old women. That's why he and all his friends watch Miss Middle-Aged America after that. The contestants are all 50 He also gave his entire porn collection to my brother saying "These women with their hot young bodies just don't do it for me anymore, Ralph. I'm old. I can only get a woody by looking at wrinkled old hags"